Sunday, September 20, 2009

Church Question

Dear Heather,
I have a question. If I go to the club "Church" in Dallas more often, do you think the girls there will eventually stop ignoring me and let me know their makeup secrets?
Danielle, Mid-Cities Area

Dear Danielle,
It's possible that hanging out there more often could improve your chances of ingratiating yourself to their gothic circles. But you could also come home wearing a lot more black eyeliner and black clothing than you'd like. Next thing you know, you're at the Marilyn Manson concert worshipping the anti-christ superstar and who knows where that could lead.
Hope this helps,

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