Friday, October 10, 2008

The Economy

Dear Heather,
The economy is in crisis. What can I do to save money?
Dan,
Charlottesville

Dan,
Adopt a vegetarian diet, eating nuts, berries, and seeds. These are relatively inexpensive, and no animals are killed in the process of procuring them from your local Whole Foods. That is unless you run over a squirrel or ordinary house cat while driving there.
Sincerely,
Heather

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