Thursday, September 4, 2008

Beauty Queens & the Presidency

Dear Heather,
I'm 14 years old and thinking of becoming President of the United States of America some day. In order to qualify, do you think I should enter our town's Artichoke Queen beauty pageant?
Building my resume for our future,
Castroville, CA

Dear Sarah,
We have seen recently with the Republican VP choice of Sarah Palin that being a former beauty queen can significantly enhance your future political career. So, in my opinion, you should absolutely enter the pageant.
Good luck,

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