Saturday, September 1, 2012

Jack Daniels

Dear Heather,
Which is more healthy-vodka or whiskey?
Dallas, TX

Dear Rez,
This is a difficult question. I think doctors would say that both vodka and whiskey pose health risks. However, from personal experience I know that too much whiskey can lead to unexpected struggles with other humans.  Unforeseen interpersonal conflicts otherwise dormant can be ignited with one too many Jack and Cokes, often times with irreparable damage. Tread carefully with the sour mash.

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