Under normal circumstances, I would not write to you regarding my birth anniversary. However, with Jesus coming on Saturday, I am a little concerned about my birthday on Sunday. Do you think I have anything to worry about?
Staying Behind in Chico
Dear Staying Behind,
Planning a party for Sunday is probably not a good idea. If Jesus returns in the giant firestorm that is predicted for tomorrow, you might not get a huge turnout for the party. I would hate to see you spend money on hats and party favors, and then only have a few people show up.