It's 104 in the shade here in Dallas. How do you handle the oppressive wave of heat that hits you upon leaving your house, vehicle, or local area coffee shop?
Down and out,
This question is on the minds of many here in the Dallas area. The main goal today is simply to maintain your desire to live. How do you achieve this, you ask? Well, there are a couple things you can do, but I would recommend heading to the Goat or whatever your dark, neighborhood dive bar is. This is particularly important between the hours of 4 and 9, so as to avoid the crippling sunlight and heat that cooks any brain cells you might have grown in graduate school. When you get there, order a stiff drink with citrus and vodka. If by tomorrow you still have your will to live, then my job is done.
Also melting in the inferno,