It's Fourth of July. I've been burning sparklers all day with Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" blaring out the back of my Chevy truck. The 12-pak of Budweiser is nearly finished. Do you feel that I have adequately expressed my love for America?
This is a good start. You could beef it up a little on your American brands, though-that would make me feel better about your patriotism. Go out and get some gas from Chevron or buy yourself a Coke or something.