Dear Heather,
It's Fourth of July. I've been burning sparklers all day with Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" blaring out the back of my Chevy truck. The 12-pak of Budweiser is nearly finished. Do you feel that I have adequately expressed my love for America?
Jim Bob,
West, TX
Jim Bob,
This is a good start. You could beef it up a little on your American brands, though-that would make me feel better about your patriotism. Go out and get some gas from Chevron or buy yourself a Coke or something.
Sincerely,
Heather
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