Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Reality Programming

Dear Heather,
I'm currently on a reality show. One of the other cast members is getting more attention than me. This makes me upset and want to hit her. What can I do to get more camera time?
MTV Cribs

Dear Letisha,
Crying is an excellent way to get more attention on a reality show. Think of something really really sad the next time the camera crew is filming. Let tears come out as if you really were upset. If crying is unavailable, go ahead and pick a fight with the girl you mentioned. The more vicious you are, the greater amount of popularity you will have.
Best of luck with the show,

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