Humidity

Dear Heather,
It's extraordinarily humid in Dallas today. How should I handle this?
Douglas,
Lakewood, East Dallas

Dear Douglas,
I'm glad you asked. I thought I was the only one who noticed the moisture outside today. I recommend staying in heavily refrigerated areas, like the flower shop, the movie theatre, or the walk-in at your local liquor store. If you don't have access to these areas and you do have to go outside, try blow-drying yourself when you return. People might think you're strange, but it should take care of the not-so-fresh feeling we are all familiar with.
Sincerely,
Heather