Midnight Phone Calls

Dear Heather,
Our 43rd President has been reported to have been making midnight phone calls to Condi Rice since leaving office. Who do you think initiates the phone sex during their conversations? If Bush, do you think our national security is being threatened during their "exchange"?
Amanda Sugar (not real name)
Citizens against phone sex security leaks

Dear Amanda,
I'm not completely sure who's the aggressor in this alleged phone relationship, but if I had to make a guess, I'd say Condi. She seems like she likes being in control. Regardless, I think I can safely assure you that there is no threat of intelligence being leaked during this interaction.
Sincerely,
Heather