Wednesday, August 27, 2008

$5 Million Man

Dear Heather,
I currently make $4,999,999 per year. Since John McCain does not consider me rich, can I apply for food stamps?
Monte Carlo

Dear Chauncey,
I'm not sure what the exact limit is for food stamps, but clearly you should be welcome to some public assistance. It must be really difficult for you, only making $4.9 million a year. My heart goes out to you.

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