Saturday, August 16, 2008

Cindy McCain's Arm

Dear Heather,
Cindy McCain has her arm in an armsling. I heard that this is related to a sexual incident. What really happened?
Dwayne,
Syracuse, NY

Dear Dwayne,
Though Cindy McCain may appear to be a plasticized version of a real human being with no feelings whatsoever, obviously she can get hurt too. She has nerve endings just like everyone else. Last week at a campaign event, a McCain supporter vigorously shook her arm and broke it! Everyone knows that Republicans can be very religious, and this also applies to handshakes. Sometimes it can go too far. Unfortunately, Cindy learned this the hard way last week.
Sincerely,
Heather

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