Saturday, April 12, 2008

Presidential Skin Color

Dear Heather,
Is John McCain an albino? I was just wondering because he's very pale. Either way, he ought to stay out of the sun.
Mill Valley

Dear Suzi,
I think he's just very, very white. You know, he's one of those people who are really white. Like almost translucent so their veins show. But as far as I know, he's not an albino. That would have come out by now in the press.

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