Sunday, January 27, 2008

Presidential Matters

Dear Heather,
I'm expecting a windfall. President Bush promised every American family $1200 as part of his recent economic stimulus plan. What should I do with this money?
Joe, Weatherford

Dear Joe,
You should go out and spend this money immediately. It will stimulate the American economy and put more products in your hands, which will make you endlessly happy for ever and ever.

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