Expatriation

Dear Heather,
If Rick Perry actually becomes the GOP candidate for President, many of us will likely be moving out of the USA. Personally, I would like to start planning now. Do you have [any ideas] should Perry become president of the Divided States of America?
Signed, Radical Normal in Dallas

Dear Radical Normal,
There are many fine places outside the US to reside, in case of this unfortunate event. And some might even offer you doctor services that don't make you sick from the bill. I hear Vancouver is lovely. I also recommend Montreal, where you can communicate in French, eat baguettes, and avoid American idealogues altogether.
Sincerely,
Dr. Heather