Monday, September 7, 2009

Canine-Human Admiration

Dear Heather,
The neighbor's dog keeps looking at me seductively as I wash my car. What can I do to invite greater amounts of gawking yet not stoke the internal fire of my man-canine crush?
JJ, East Coast

Dear JJ,
This is a common problem I like to call canine-to-neighbor admiration. You are not the only one to experience this issue. It happens in neighborhoods around America everyday. My advice to you is never to wash the car with your shirt off or to handle the hose in any type of provocative way. This seems to set the animals off in a way that one would rather not encounter. I hope this advice helps you...if anything else comes up, let me know.

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