Thursday, June 18, 2009

Kim Jung Il

Dear Heather,
Do you think Kim Jung Il will blow up the world? Also, can you tell me where to find some large, polarized sunglasses like his? They seem to have full coverage.

Dear Jonathon,
It's possible Kim Jung Il will launch a missile toward Hawaii sometime this weekend. That's what CNN reported earlier today. I know this sounds crazy, especially given the United States' military strength and our proven audacity to use it. As for the sunglasses, I think you can find them at any roadside store on the road to Austin, 1-35 South. Last, I would simply urge you to live every day as if it's your last because you never know what crazy things dictators come up with in their sleep.

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