Thursday, September 22, 2016

The Johnson Effect

Dear Heather,
I am considering voting third party in the upcoming election. Do you think this is a good idea?
Ashley
Albuquerque

Dear Ashley,
While Gary Johnson might be fun to smoke out and go rock climbing with, he is also unaware of the civil war in Aleppo. And ultimately, because he can't win, a vote for Johnson is a vote for another Johnson--which is really poetic, isn't it?
Sincerely,
Heather

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